Dr. Infinity Labs // Module 01

The Dr. Infinity Running Laboratory

Connect your Strava account and let the lab turn every run into scientifically rigorous nonsense — bragging rights, grocery receipts, and shoe audits included.

Module A

Brag or Bonk

Auto-posts a Normie Pace Translator when you crush it, or an official Certificate of Misfortune when the wheels fall off.

Module B

Lacto-Fuel Receipt

Turns your weekly training load into a stylized grocery receipt for exactly how much paneer and lentils you've earned.

Module C

Cost Per Mile Auditor

Tracks shoe mileage from your Strava locker and builds a mock financial audit deck justifying your next $250 purchase.