The Dr. Infinity Running Laboratory
Connect your Strava account and let the lab turn every run into scientifically rigorous nonsense — bragging rights, grocery receipts, and shoe audits included.
Connect your Strava account and let the lab turn every run into scientifically rigorous nonsense — bragging rights, grocery receipts, and shoe audits included.
Auto-posts a Normie Pace Translator when you crush it, or an official Certificate of Misfortune when the wheels fall off.
Turns your weekly training load into a stylized grocery receipt for exactly how much paneer and lentils you've earned.
Tracks shoe mileage from your Strava locker and builds a mock financial audit deck justifying your next $250 purchase.